How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
Finally, a Miracle

Finally, a Miracle

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Valerie Monroe
Apr 19, 2025
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When I read phrases like “anti-aging preventative effect” and “jowling, caused by something insidious, like gravity or genetics,” though I understand the feelings that precipitate them (I have them, too), it makes me sad. Our psyches and bodies are so vulnerable! And our largely ageist beauty culture constantly reminds us how poorly we’re faring.

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