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why I put my tootsies on the line
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Merry pranksters at a certain airline recently phoned me at 4 am—with a frighteningly inhuman bot-voice—to let me know my flight was cancelled. What to do? Hop on their website for more hilarious antics. (Want a refund? Press this button—which doesn’t work!) Frankly, I’d happily walk to the West coast if I didn’t have to be…
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