How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
Facial Aerobics?

Facial Aerobics?

when fitness gets cheeky

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Valerie Monroe
Jul 11, 2023
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Welcome readers, old and new.

There are lots of suggestions for great summer reads this time of year—and normally, I wouldn’t jump on that bandwagon. But I’ve recently discovered a new genre I love: the crime novel. (How’s this name for a crime novel heroine? Paige Turner! 😬) I just finished Lady in the Lake by Laura Lippman and am already looking forw…

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