The meaning of life is that it ends. –Franz Kafka
Hey, you there, looking for a good lip-plumper! Where’re you going? Sit down! We’ll get to that—and to crepey skin, uneven skin tone, and, today, wearing eye makeup. But we’re on a trip here at HNTFUYF, chronicling our metamorphoses in the beauty world and beyond from the sublime to the ridiculous. Please…
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