How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
Eye Makeup Made Easy

Eye Makeup Made Easy

but first, from the sublime to the ridiculous

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The meaning of life is that it ends. –Franz Kafka

Hey, you there, looking for a good lip-plumper! Where’re you going? Sit down! We’ll get to that—and to crepey skin, uneven skin tone, and, today, wearing eye makeup. But we’re on a trip here at HNTFUYF, chronicling our metamorphoses in the beauty world and beyond from the sublime to the ridiculous. Please…

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