How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
Dry Eyes? Dry Skin? Try This

Dry Eyes? Dry Skin? Try This

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Valerie Monroe
Apr 30, 2024
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Welcome readers, old and new!

Over the past several weeks, your numbers have again increased exponentially. Though I’m not exactly sure why, I’m thrilled that what you’re reading is resonating. That makes me feel increasingly responsible to deliver posts you’ll find helpful (even entertaining). Please don’t forget to hit the ❤️ above to remind all HNTFUYF-ers that consciousness may manifest differently (and phenomenally) in other creatures than it does in us. Savor your crow’s feet! They may make you look smarter!

Speaking of eye-adjacent issues, there’s a question below that appears to be a makeup problem… but is actually more.

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