How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
Botox Babies Speak Out!

Botox Babies Speak Out!

plus, accidental undereye hollows?

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Valerie Monroe
Jan 09, 2024
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Welcome readers, old and new!

Please hit the ❤️ above to ensure HNTFUYF-ers everywhere never underestimate how impactful a random act of kindness can be.

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Hot button alert!

We begin today with an email I received in response to last week’s post about a 30-year-old woman who was contemplating getting neurotoxin injections to fend off “impending fine lines.” So many of you wrote in to express your feelings about her conundrum; you were, as usual, both compassionate and strong-minded.

Soon after that post went up, a young woman emailed me to share her fear that she’d already f*cked up her face with Botox injections. Her story adds another perspective to our “baby Botox” questions. I respond to all emails personally, so I’m sharing my response to her email below, too.

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