How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
Beauty from the Inside Out

Beauty from the Inside Out

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Valerie Monroe
Apr 19, 2022
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A reader recently asked me what I eat; I assume she meant what do I eat to maintain a healthy-looking complexion. Or she may have been asking in the way you might ask about the Pilgrims… I wonder what they ate? In either case, as my son’s babysitter once observed while I compiled an enormous salad for lunch, “You sure put away a lotta leaves.” Mostly ar…

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