How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

Baby Steps

a thing of beauty... and beasts

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Valerie Monroe
Feb 01, 2022
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I am, as usual, watching my three-year-old granddaughter’s shenanigans from my spot on her living room floor, gazing out from the iPad. (I’m in the US and M lives in Japan with her parents, my son and daughter-in-law.)

“Let’s play princess and the prince who comes to save her from the bad guys,” she tells her father. She is wearing a black turtleneck, a …

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