How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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Good morning, HNTFUYF-ers!

Do you know what day it is? I’ll remind you: It’s World Menopause Day!

Cut yourself a big, fat slice of strawberry shortcake, pour yourself a cup of tea, and settle in… to be inundated by all kinds of menopause-related data, documents, deets, dope, and naturally, merch.

But the fine folks at Allure asked me to write something …

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