How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
A Tale of Three Facelifts

A Tale of Three Facelifts

one of which was imaginary

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Jun 04, 2024
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Welcome readers, old and new!

Please hit the ❤️ button to remind your friendly, fellow HNTFUYF-ers to stock up on mosquito repellent, as I’ve previously suggested. Global warming is cooking up some itchy problems.

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This week at HNTFUYF, we’re trying something a little different—a kind of “She said, she said.” The provocative writer Laurie Stone—author of several books, including Everything is Personal, and a delicious Substack of the same name—shares her thoughts on the facelift, followed by my thoughts on the same subject. Maybe you’ll find yourself agreeing more with one of us; maybe you’ll fall somewhere in between. All flavors of thoughts are welcome, but kindness is always the leveling ingredient.

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