How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

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How Not to F*ck Up Your Face
A ❤️ Letter to Mothering
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A ❤️ Letter to Mothering

the joy and grief of letting go

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Valerie Monroe
May 14, 2023
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This bonus post has nothing to do with your face, or anyone’s. It’s about being a parent, and it first appeared in O, The Oprah Magazine, many years ago. I hope you enjoy it. If you choose to celebrate, Happy Mother’s Day! xo

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I so loved being pregnant that I wished I could carry my son forever. The bigger I got, the more luxuriously contented I f…

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